Fussy Mother’s Locavore Cafe: First Day of School Menu
Apologies from Fussy Mother that the cafe (and blog) have been closed for so long. We have relocated our establishment from suburban Boston to coastal Connecticut over the summer.
In honor of the First Day of School in our new town, Fussy Mother presents a special menu, filled with the flavors of our new seaside surroundings, and sprinkled with a dash of the glee that accompanies the sight of a school bus heading away from the house.
So please, enjoy.
(NOT served all day)
Local berries lightly picked over
Three–hundredth consecutive daily waffle real syrup: Mrs Butterworth’s will be detected and refused
Alphabet cereal educational, when tired of three-hundredth consecutive waffle
Blueberry scones from the supermarket in our old town (not available)
Yogurt if you want to be a big strong boy
Eggs any style don’t you dare
Nutella sandwich does that count as nut-free
PB&J “for babies”
Heirloom Wheat Thins moving-van aged, summer
Baby carrots also made the journey
Loving note from Mom feel free to disregard
Round-trip Go-Gurt let’s not kid ourselves
Fresh water BPA free, good first impression
Monsters, Inc. juice box available next week
(served al fresco)
Snake jerky street pressed
Fisher cat poop never heard of such a thing in Boston
“10-foot diet” berries red, STOP!
Fresh clams salt marsh, local guy, bucket, good luck
Resident grasshoppers down the hatch
Connecticut pizza universally better than Massachusetts, whole reason for moving
Untouched pasta affront to Italian mother
Most expensive available organic sausage SIT DOWN
Macaroni and cheese everyone else in the world likes it but you
Breaded chicken ditto
Quiet lobster roll at marina, sunset in your dreams
Easter candy finish it before Halloween